You’ve Just Been Gifted... Something Glorious.
Welcome to the internet's favorite moment of confusion.
If you’re here, you probably just received a mysterious package and thought:
“What the hell is this—and who sent it?”
Let’s break it down for you.
What’s in the Box?
You’ve just been the lucky recipient of one of the following:
🎁 Bag of Dicks
A burlap sack full of over 100 tiny, plastic penises.
No, you’re not imagining things. Yes, someone paid money to make this happen.
🫙 Jar of Fucks
Bunch of tiny fucks in a jar—so you can have few more to give.
Fun and unique gift
There's a very small chance that you're actually receiving a thoughtful present from a friend.
Why Did You Get This?
Someone out there thinks you needed a laugh. Or a little light vengeance. Or a deeply confusing day. Either way, they chose us to deliver the goods.
They selected the “Gift” option during checkout, the sender's info was removed to protect their identity, and your emotional damage.
Is This a Joke?
Absolutely. A beautiful, handcrafted, inappropriate joke.
We’re Sneaky Creations—a small, weird business specializing in 3D-printed gag gifts and chaotic delight. We make all our products in-house and ship them out with care and no shame.
Want to Send One Back?
Revenge is sweet. And also comes with free tracking.
Use code GOTGOT at checkout for 10% off your own Bag of Dicks or Jar of Fucks.
Just don’t blame us when it escalates.