🫖 You’ve Officially Been Teabagged

 (In the most inappropriate, perfectly appropriate way possible.) 

 Someone thinks your nervous system needed a timeout—and fast. 

You received this aggressively supportive tea because someone noticed your vibe was... feral. Maybe you’re stressed. Maybe you're a menace. Maybe you're just overdue for a warm cup of shut-the-hell-up.

No judgment. (Okay, a little.) Whether you’re annoyed, amused, or aroused by surprise tea, we’re here to help you steep in your truth.

• Boil Water: Like your inner rage, it needs to reach a rolling boil.
• Insert Bag: Yes, the tea bag. FFS.
• Steep: Let it wallow in your emotional damage for 3–5 minutes.
• Sip Gently: Or chug like you’re chasing down regret. You do you.

Don’t bottle them up—weaponize them.
Leave a salty review, or send a “gentle” revenge teabagging to someone else whose chakras are clearly in crisis. 

We’ve got blends for every mood swing: unhinged, over-it, or dead inside. Check out the full lineup of sassy, soothing, and borderline offensive herbal therapy. 

Emotionally destabilizing gifts. Made with love and mild spite. 

That’s kind of the point.
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