Frequently Asked Questions

Nope—your secret’s safe with us.
If you choose the “Gift” option or leave us a note at checkout, we’ll make sure no sender info shows up. It's totally anonymous (unless you accidentally rat yourself out).

Just a heads-up: we don’t do refunds if your prank goes sideways. If they cry, scream, or text you in all caps... that’s kinda the point, right?

Our max print size is 16 x 16 x 16 inches—which is more than enough room for something gloriously weird. Want to test the limits? Try us. 

We speak fluent nerd. Send us your .STL, .OBJ, or .STEP files and we’ll take it from there. 

Heck yes. We love custom stuff—especially when it's ridiculous, oddly specific, or questionably legal in a few states (kidding... mostly).
Send us your idea and we’ll work with you to bring it to life, one layer at a time. 

We don’t take back opened bags of tiny penises. That’s just weird.
But if something arrives broken, messed up, or not as described, reach out and we’ll fix it. We’re sneaky, not shady. 

Most orders ship within a couple business days, unless we’re buried in plastic body parts. Standard shipping times apply, and you’ll get tracking once it’s out the door.
Note: revenge may be sweet, but Canada Post moves at its own pace. 

 Oh yes. We live for this. Select the gift option, leave us a note, and keep your hands clean.
We won’t include your info—unless you accidentally sign the gift message “Love, Me.”